The most enjoyable part of taking a shower is not the actual shower itself, which is relaxing, but the ridiculous amount of time I spend lounging in my room nekkid afterwards. Best.









This is for Leah. Even though its creepy as fuck.
Omg. I feel like there’s this long backstory to this. “Johnny always loved that hen Betsey. So they ran away together, opened a saloon. They had a hard life, but they always had each other.”
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View Larger How Old Are the Disney Princesses?
CHoking
wHAT TH E WHAT
SNOW WHITE IS FUCKING 14
I THINK WE NEED TO VE CONCERNED WITH THAT FACT THAT A 16 YEAR OLD FOUGHT Q BUNCH OF HUNS AND SAVED HER ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY
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Can we also talk about how Jafar was trying to steal the throne and marry jasmine? He was old and nasty as fuck
View Larger All my friends over for poker night.
via chuckhistory:vaqume:
Weird how you have the same friends I have.
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That top right and lower left though. Remind anyone of the imaginary food fight in Hook?
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The most enjoyable part of taking a shower is not the actual shower itself, which is relaxing, but the ridiculous amount of time I spend lounging in my room nekkid afterwards. Best.
When you are watching something on tv but you are eating something loud that inhibits you from hearing what you’re watching. The biggest life struggle.